Marketing lessons...

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - "That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointed at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -"That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her phone no. .The following day, you call up and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - "That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - "That's Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - "That's Brand Recognition"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you could say a thing, some other random guy come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction from entering new markets"